Sunday, June 24, 2007

CRAZY HORSE? ANGRY HORSE!

To "Someone who fucking scolded and infuriated our dear fave horse":

GOOD GOING THERE! FWAH, YOU IS DAMN DARING! SCOLD HER UNTIL SHE'S SO ANGRY SIBOH?
Please drop an email at chanel.noob@gmail.com to reveal the exact details of what happened because rotten-temptation.blogspot.com wants to do a 'live' and exclusive broadcast of the report. We are not kaypoh. Pls refer to the first point in the FAQ column which is just to the right. It's just there, don't be lazy. SEE, FASTER SEE!!! --->

Thank you,
Muah muah kiss kiss!

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Sunday, June 17, 2007

abnormality

care to tell me what is this? loch ness monster?


seriously, you look so cool worxX.



AND TODAY'S menu, look what we've found!
http://www.complicated-brat.blogspot.com/




last updated on march 2007! hello, caught ya!

dental problems in singapore

the perfect example.






not clear enough?







please chanel, this is seriously not cool. maybe that's part of the reason why art1e is gone.
I'm being kind, visit http://www.dentalhealth.org.sg/00home.php for some help.

GASP!

Is it the end of our Horse Sonata???
Art1e, I miss the huge smile that shows your gums and I think Chanel does too.
And Chanel, it's time you really need some luck from your HORSE SHOE HAHAHAHA!

Friday, June 15, 2007

fuck you


reply to tags.

to all anony: i wont bother to reply (:(:(: hahaha

lewis: i miss your moonface, ex-number 125425321st hun.

meihui: yea, that's i am doing now wors.

art: hey you are my number 34215532511463426th lover.

Ed: stalkers just love me.

kioz: i am a loser as well.

lorraine: thanks thanks for supporting rotten-temptation!

m_flo24: uncle so old still read horse's blog.

tina: thanks.

noriko: thanks!

anonymous: i'm just lazy to care

not anonymous: ya i will. thanks!

anonymous: haha, let the childish kids be.

anonymous: great u find the blog funny.

alan: thanks for popping by!

Thursday, June 14, 2007

When You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em

Title explains it all for these 3 below.

sweet-temptati0n

1. Rockstar? Oh damn it! I wanted to make you realise your true selves- both inner and imagewise.
2. But no fret! With your support and encouragements, I will definitely gAnBaTtExZxs nEhXzxzxzSszxs! ^.^

j0vanna, don't worry here's your turn.

I know ugliness is your trademark. At least you're not deceiving yourself. Your blog address tells it all. HAHAHA.

art1e, HERE I COME!!!

Thanks for your support and willingness to let me flame you! You're the kindest.

Why can't you 3 horses spell your names/blog addresses with just LETTERS? Oh yeah I forgot.
Horses can't spell.

When Darkness Turns To Light

Oh goody! A new shot of our all-time fave horse.
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People wear baggy clothes to hide their figures, people use lids to cover their pots & pans, while Chanel takes dark pictures to hide this...
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NO PHOTOSHOP NEEDED FOR THAT FACE! PURE CHUI-NESS TO THE MAX. Isn't that amazing??? WOW. Damn, how do you do that?! Teach me pls pls pls!

I think you've grown fatter. Cut down on the sugar cubes and apples! Meeeeh-eh.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Guardian Horse

Someone probably got jealous because IT didn't get featured in this infamous blog, sigh. I compromised, so here it is!



Sad to say, you can't get into the HALL OF FAME for Rock Horse Award. 4 out of 5 stars for you!

MOPHEAD ^_^v

pardon the ^_^v, ah_lian stylex



Here. This is to show you and prove to you that they are actually horses. Look at the structure, OMG ~_~ . Oh yes and I realized Mister Horse is not being featured here yet, HOW CAN HE MISS THE HEADLINES !!



YEAH, do this some more and you will turn bald, LIKE THIS.


Then you can kiss your MOPHAIR goodbye.

the loathsome soul

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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Today's highlights while we await..






Honestly my dear friend, you are a Rock Horse Winner ;-)

Monday, June 11, 2007

To Chanel and her barn animals

This blog isn't defaming Chanel since she's already so notorious to begin with. very honoured if you guys want to pay(and it's not a meagre sum trust me) just to track our ips.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Chanel's boyfriend count

I think Chanel can use a personal counter for the number of boyfriends she's ever had since kindergarten, perhaps? here's an excerpt from somewhere around her archives when she did the whole I-am-so-cutesy-pls-love-me lingo. not that she doesn't do it now anyway.

i noe i m silly. ming hui t0ld mi someting tis afternoon. among all my boys, he suits mi the best. oh gosh. i m trying so hard to forget him. really hard. single nearly two months. so long!!! in the past, the most 1 month. silly mi. time realli flies.

excuse me, I need to puke my guts out. to her ex boyfriends, seriously. how can you EVER make out w someone who is so fkin BA GEI? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I think Lewis suits her the most of all bfs cus his moonface and her ba gei can lock when they smooooch.

Ooo yeah baby.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

feeling nostalgia?

CHANEL's post on 31st July 2004.
-->i Am dAmn fUll nOw.. g0in v0mit le... haiz.. today is real busy sia... mornin thought today ish weekdays den need wake uo at 630... den in the end go back slep again.. haiz.. den 8 sometink mummy call mi wake up and say later i muz go to her shop and help her... and ask mi go myself sia.. wat sia.. angry.. i tell her i slep 5 mins more.. but in the end slep until dono wat time.. hahaz.. but cannot slep until 12 sia.. kaoz.. so long nv slep le lehz.. abuse agh!!! den go shop so relax sia.. nth to do de.... den at there watch tv.. song!! den after tat meet nam at pasir ris mrt den meet slivia at bugis... den go buy bag.. hahaz... finalli buy my bag le.... wEehee...!!nice wor.. black de... den walk here walk there.... nth to do ma.. den awhile go liao... cos nam need go meet ys and shenquan.. mi need go mummy shop.. so left bugis le... den mi go tamp wib nam to go wib them find jasmine present.. den i go to pasir ris myself loz.. contact jp den go find her.. i buy lots of things to eat sia.. like pig pig!! hahaz.. bo bian.. i real hungry sia... cannot torture myself by not eatin de... hahaz...den finalli go mummy shop le... cousin all there liaoz.. den i at there eat my things and watch tv...song!~ .. but not long later den eat the buffet things liaoz... so many sia... wow!! food again... die liaoz.. after today muz go on diet le.. i eat lots of things today sia.... full full sia.. now feel like vomiting sia.. haiz... busy busy busy and tired tired today.. diaoz..mi mummy still eating sia... piang!!!~~ cant tahan she sia.. ask mi j0in her.. i den don wan lehz... tomoro got competition again le... haiz... wat sia... real sian de loz... diaoz... tomoro maybe goin espanade study le... cos prelims is in 4 days time nia!!!!!!!! how la... juz don hab the mood fer study sia... haiz... mUackz.. mi go rest liaoz la... keep typin mi hands bery tired sia.... huggies!!
our say: omfg, so that was your typing styleX woRx, HEehHEex.

some classics pictures

hahahah euu lastx timex shoo kawaiix nehs, hehexx.





to the dedicated lover of this blog, please be safe at your 4days trip. if anything happens to you, we will not have any more juicy news about u anymore =(

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Chanel, because we love horses so much we read your sweet-temptati0n.blogspot.com religiously despite of the BLOODY FUCKING FONT CALLED COURIER.
& because we love horses so much, our rotten-temptation.blogspot's BLOODY FUCKING FONT IS COURIER TOO.

Peace to horses. Meh-eh-eeeh-eh.

Tag wars

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Haha, this is funny.


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different being, same structure.