Chanel's boyfriend count

I think Chanel can use a personal counter for the number of boyfriends she's ever had since kindergarten, perhaps? here's an excerpt from somewhere around her archives when she did the whole I-am-so-cutesy-pls-love-me lingo. not that she doesn't do it now anyway.

i noe i m silly. ming hui t0ld mi someting tis afternoon. among all my boys, he suits mi the best. oh gosh. i m trying so hard to forget him. really hard. single nearly two months. so long!!! in the past, the most 1 month. silly mi. time realli flies.

excuse me, I need to puke my guts out. to her ex boyfriends, seriously. how can you EVER make out w someone who is so fkin BA GEI? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I think Lewis suits her the most of all bfs cus his moonface and her ba gei can lock when they smooooch.

Ooo yeah baby.